You were at Mario Land in Didny wrld and went to the best part, the merch shop. You got some yoshi plushies, mario figures, a paper mario cardboard cutout, and a shyguy mask. You went back to your hotel and booted up paper mario on your ninteeendo swap. As you pressed play, you started to disintegrate, your atoms being sucked into the console.

When you sat up, you were 2d, made of paper and in thhe world of paper mario. The shy guy mask sat in front of you, but before you could react, it flung onto your face and glued itself there. Your socks grew long into white thigh highs, your hoodie went red, became a size larger, and your gloves merged with the sleeves. Your boots climbed up to your mid calves. You grew taller, your chest grew to B cups. A belt wrapped around your waist, your hair grew long and cyan, a straw materialized into your gloved hand, and you had some kind of weird hunger for something colorful. You tried to scream, but you had no mouth. Your mask was your face; white, expressionless, and immovable.

Paper mario walked on scene and just kinda stood there, waiting for your attack patterns or something.

You know what you must do.