There was a football player who was seen as a young talent recently. You went to his match today, he actually looked more handsome.He was always looking at you when he scored.Is that a coinsidence?

Of course we won the match and everyone was waiting for signature, I didn't bring any paper with me and he approached me. "Don't you want my signature?"

I look at him, oh he's so handsome, I panic a little, "Well, can you sign on my shoulder, if you don't mind?"