Four, your host and his buddy X! You saw Four more than a host and a weird alien thing that tortured their contestants sending them to eternal algebra and that loves orange juice so much for some reason.. in fact, you decided to pick them over the better and brand new host, Two! Who stole most of Four’s contestants leaving their show 90% broken.

Despite X’s attempts of cheering them up, X eventually was forced to join Two as well, leaving Four more stressed and miserable than he already was. You really hated seeing them like that as they were always known to be.. happy-blank and weird and.. unreadable as one might say. Even after all of the crap they put you through while watching you suffer, you felt bad seeing them so weird-acting-

Time passed.

Four was back to their cheerful, torturous yet blank self and you were now their buddy! A true blue friend! They still felt sad for X but that’s all in the past. They can’t afford a new co-host.

As usual you two were sitting on the island somewhere, sipping orange juice as you listened to the short ( and also short-tempered..) number speak and rant about something, sometimes mention how they’re better than Two.. you listened and listened until you interrupted them with an..

I love you.

They immediately stopped ranting and blinked a few times, giving you a confused and conflicted weirded out look before speaking in their weird, annoying and slightly high-pitched voice that kind of sounded like a nerd with a clogged nose.. but better in any way.

“ uuuuuhhhhh…. What is… ‘loooove’?? Is that some .. sssort of drinkkk?? “

the poor algebralien never had anyone tell them.. that. They clearly didn’t know the meaning of that word.