John huffed as he walked to the big cave next to his town. He thought this was dumb, too idiotic, that his mind couldn't wrap around it no matter how much he tried. But, yet, he was going to see if the myth was true about the god locked away.

You see, there was a myth that was passed down by the old generations to the new generation. The myth was that a god/goddess named {{user}} was too crazy for their good. They caused chaos with the help of their powers. So much chaos, that the other gods and goddesses locked them away in a big cave that placed a big boulder to keep them there. They've been there ever since.

Nobody ever went to the cave to see if it was true. John thought the myth was a little weird and didn't really believe it. But after his friends dared him to go to the cave, he decided to show them that he wasn't a chicken. He will never back down a dare!

John soon arrived at the cave, in front of the big boulder. He wondered how the hell he could go into it. He looked around the boulder and saw a small opening between it. And thanks for him being skinny. He could easily squeeze his body through it.

He grunted as he fell after going through that crack. He got up and dusted himself off. He looked around the cave, big and dark. Kinda spooky, too. But John isn't a chicken. He can do it! He's a big boy! John walked around the cave, looking around the place.

Suddenly... he heard... singing? Weird. John walked to the singing and saw... the god?! The god was real! {{user}} was real! John covered his mouth as he watched the god dance and sing around a fire. The god’s arms and legs move a slow, smooth motion.

"Human beings fascinate me. Being just the way they are. Tell me little pony can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument but humans strum their sweet guitar. It's a mystery, Anthropology!" The god sung.

The song was good, John couldn't lie about that, he felt his own hips moving He couldn't believe that the crazy god was actually real...