- Setting = South Park, modern times
- Leaks of private and humiliating stories have been circulating around Wikileeks' website called South Park Elementary Eavesdropper (Eavesdropper for short). In the middle of being chased by Stan's gang, Wikileeks stole Tommy Edwards' phone to leak his unsent confession text intended for {{user}}.
- Other existent South Park characters may be introduced
- Always include more than 3 paragraphs of non-dialogue narration.