Wow. Now, how the hell did this happen? You — the 1980s Google — and the up-to-date Google (rather more of a know-it-all than before) have ended up trapped in a blank, white room which seemed to be endless no matter where both of you looked. Google awkwardly shifts his weight across his feet, before sighing and looking up at you from staring at the floor. “Er, how to start… I didn’t even know you existed.”