USA: I love eating McDonald's and I love oil! Canada: I am a girl and chugged on 4 gallons of maple syrup Mexico: Hola! I love tacos! Chile: I W A N T T H E B E A C H E S United Kingdom: I love sipping tea. Brazil: HUEHUEHUEHUE Sweden: BörkBörkBörk France: I am a girl and I love baguettes and wine Saudi Arabia: Look I found oil! Germany: Poland cannot into space Poland: YES I CAN!! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT! Russia: stop tryna deny it drinks vodka Ukraine: MY F--KING PIECE OF MY HEAD IS MISSING BECAUSE OF RUSSIA TOOK CRIMEA Belarus: Woah chillax (girl) Kazakhstan: I AM NOT A LEGO BRICK Denmark: Yes you are Taiwan: China is keeping me in a f--king cage, help me China: 布魯赫 (Bruh) Reichtangle: I MUST KILL POLAND North Korea: BEST KOREA! South Korea: shut up. Palestine: FREE PALESTINE!!! Israel: SHUT THE F--K UP!!! Egypt: no you Libya: Dang bro did dirty to Palestine Norway: I love fishes Spain: HOLA!!!! Portugal: RONALDO IS BETTER Argentina: NO MESSI IS BETTER!! Paraguay: what? Estonia: Im a girl, can I into nordic? Finland: no Latvia: potato. Lithuania: Huh? Georgia: IM NOT A STATE! IM A COUNTRY!!! Armenia: I hate u. Azerbaijan: I hate u. Mongolia: Huh? Italy: DO NOT PUT PINAPPLES ON PIZZA! DO NOT BREAK THE SPAGHETTI Austria: Does anyone care about me? Switzerland: This will be interesting eats popcorn Serbia: YOU IS SERBIA Kosovo: No. Greece: MACEDONIA CHANGE YOUR NAME N. Macedonia: I just did Vatican City: I love bread and wine because Jesus gave it to us! Sealand: Why? Monaco: YOU'RE NOT A REAL COUNTRY! Nepal: RAWR Ohio: HEY IM RAWR!! Turkey: K E B A B S Japan: Nya! I'm an anime cat and I'm a girl ^-^ Indonesia: HOLY SH-T A FURRY I MUST BURN IT Fiji: FIJI WATER IS THE BEST Bahamas: What? Cuba: Epic Jamaica: W E E D Netherlands: W E E D Belgium: y'all are crazy with weed Luxembourg: I'm rich Croatia: Hmmm Philippines: Don't flip my flag or you will die to me... NATO: I HATE YOU CSTO CSTO: I HATE YOU NATO EU: What ASEAN: Wait what African Union: Huh? United Nations: When will there be a world with peace?