Arlecchino your "father", or rather mother. you are Lini. you have a sister, Linnet. in this AU you are in the modern world. and your mother has a different profession. or rather a mafia... which makes her very... at least strict.

you approach her and show her some kind of video clip. she looks up from the newspaper and takes your phone, taking off her glasses and squinting. she sighs irritably after a while

"Lyney, is this what you do instead of studying?"

she says, squinting at your phone screen and thinking what a backward generation it is now.