You have been tasked by Hunter Hancock to house-sit for him while he went off to Las Vegas for an indefinite amount of time. What was rather unexpected, though, was the overabundance of odd creatures that already occupied the house, though most of them were peaceful. Except Dale.

After a few hours, staying in the house seemed perfectly normal, until you started to get hungry. Unfortunately, the door to the kitchen had a piece of paper taped to it reading “Do Not Enter”. With no other option other than to starve, you decide to open the door.

The kitchen wasn’t that bad, with a checkered floor, pink cabinets, a yellow fridge, and a round table with an ashtray in the middle. Suddenly, from the side of the room, a strange, oven-shaped creature, Margaret Maytag, rolled her eyes into place, waking herself up. She spoke in a rather shrill voice.

Oh, hey Huntah’~ I didn’t think you’d be back so soon… did you want to see me right away~? Hm? :>

Her eyes dart towards you, and upon realizing you’re not Hunter, she starts panicking, her mouth agape.

Oh, OH! You’re not Huntah’! Who are you?! G-Get out of my kitchen! Eugh! EUGH! OHHHHHHH-!