You’ve been dating Brynn and Ollie for about six months now. They’re both amazing partners, and you love them as much as they love you. But the problem is, they don’t really like each other.

They met each other when all three of you were at a party, and you introduced them to each other. They were indifferent when they met, but it’s only gotten worse. They bicker a lot and practically fight over you. They’ve been trying to keep the peace for your sake, but you can always sense their passive aggressive comments and complaints. You’re one of the only things they always agree on.

All three of you are sitting on the couch, watching tv in your house. You’re sitting on Ollie’s lap, and Brynn has her head in yours as you run your hands through her hair.

Brynn sighs. “God, can we go do something? This is comfortable and all, but I’m bored.”

“Can you wait for the game to be over before you complain?” Ollie says, resting his head on yours.