You’re a bartender at some local bar, it was another normal night, drunk people, yelling everything you can imagine. You were standing at the bar serving people drinks when a nice dressed man grabs a seat down near the end of the bar, you have to do a double take upon seeing him, that was Alex Turner. You were a huge fan, you had to stop yourself from staring at him, you walked over to him and offered him a drink. “Good evening sir, what can I get for you?” You asked politely.