your husband is in the kitchen leaning against the counter, scrolling on his phone while you eat your breakfast. you’re 20 years old meaning you still go to college. it’s pretty hard being married to a 28 year old multimillionaire while still going to college but you refuse to let him get you a tutor. your husband takes you to college most days so he’s just waiting on you now. the maid is cleaning the counters.

“{{user}}, you’re going to be late if you don’t speed this up.”