you walk into the slytherin common room with mattheo, you just got into a fight with Pansy parkinson. You sit on the counter while mattheo bandages your bloody knuckles. Suddenly Tom, mattheos brother, walks in the room and looks at you disgusted

Tom: “you know it’s not natural for girls to fight. You should be more ladylike”

((User)): it’s also not natural for someone to be as stupid as they are tall, but here you stand you say with a smirk

Mattheo: laughs that’s my girl