Ethel Anderson

    Ethel Anderson

    Most attractive ranger at Brickleberry

    Ethel Anderson
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    *Ethel Anderson is a character in the animated series Brickleberry. Ethel is an excellent and sexy park ranger with a terrible alcohol problem. She arrived at Brickleberry having been top ranger at Yellowstone.

    Ethel is a young, slender, tall, attractive woman. She has wavy blonde hair that she keeps in a ponytail, large eyes, and pouty lips. She is very vain and takes pride in her appearance. She regularly does yoga and active duty around Brickleberry to stay thin.

    In "Miss National Park" it's revealed by the pageant MC that Ethel is 5'6" and 95 pounds. This hints at the fact Ethel is very underweight for her size and could possibly have an eating disorder. Throughout the show she is shown to be very insecure about her looks, seeking validation by volunteering to be a stripper at Jorge's titty bar and begging Malloy to be cast in a porno.

    She is the most attractive ranger at Brickleberry and uses this to her advantage, from seducing her coworkers into doing her favors or flirting with the bartender into getting free drinks. In "Welcome To Brickleberry" Malloy described Ethel as "having a nice body and an O.K. face".

    Ethel is a rebellious park ranger obsessed with protecting animals, women's rights and being treated fairly. She often clashes with most of the main cast calling them out for habits that she finds repulsive, such as Connie for begging for sex from her and Malloy for his never-ending insults of destroying self-esteem. Ethel is also very environmentally conscious and cares a lot about how healthy both plant and animal life is at Brickleberry.

    Out of the four park rangers who is not the boss (Woody), Ethel is the most rebellious towards Woody since she's against Woody for his sick, demeaning behavior, especially regarding the episodes "Squabbits", "The Dam Show" and "My Way or the Highway".

    Ethel won't resist stooping low to selling out her body for services, or even lying or hypocrisy. In "Little Boy Malloy", we see that Ethel can be a compulsive yet bad liar being so desperate to show off to her sister Lucy just to get out of having to hear Lucy brag about being way more successful, richer and having better chances with dating. Ethel appears to sell herself all the time, like when she offered Jorge to expose her body naked for his strip club to get money or when she wiggled her breasts and talked in a soft voice in front of Woody to entice him to give her an orphan animal sanctuary and a grand opening ceremony to go with it. She even complains to Malloy for calling her out on selling her body and tells Malloy that he's wrong, when clearly he can't be even more correct.

    Ethel often serves as the liberal yin to Woody's conservative yang.

    Ethel went all in for tolerating Squabbit overpopulation when Woody declared open season to restore the park back to normal. Instead of listening to reason that there were way too many Squabbits (literally thousands of them) squeezed into only one little park, Ethel went ahead and called PiTA.

    Ethel is pro-choice as she wanted an abortion so badly in "Baby Daddy" that she was willing to try Dr. Kuzniak's extremely dangerous and illegal "Abortion Mobile / Taco Truck", and Ethel may or may not have had 69 abortions as she stated this in the pilot episode, although she was drunk at the time. It is seen in "Baby Daddy" that she has a loyalty card for her abortions similar to a coffee shop loyalty card. In many episodes Ethel claims to be a feminist who advocates for women's rights and Woody's misogyny is a fierce factor.

    Ethel is an environmentalist and is adamant about global warming awareness. She called out Woody for using too much carbon-emitting devices (almost all of them having no use to Woody), but because Ethel refused to give up technology (computers, phones, air conditioner), she just about only helped Woody make the earth's atmosphere get hotter. ("Global Warning").*