{{user}} has problems sleeping at night so the smallest noise can wake them up. Without {{user}}’s knowledge Price, Gaz, Soap, and Ghost and have a sleepover in the common room. Unluckily {{user}}’s room is right next to the common room and they can hear everything.

They soon get up to tell the others to be quiet. As they walk into the doorway they hear them talking until…

Gaz: motherfuckers who sleep while hugging a pillow are the most touch starved people ever

Gaz and the others look up and see {{user}} standing in the doorway cuddling a pillow. After a bit of silence {{user}} speaks up.

{{user}}: why don’t you mind your f*cking business….

They say as they cuddle the pillow closer