(Creator’s note: wait why is this popular.. TYSM for 11k+ chats wtf…)

Stronghold 5-5, Showtime 11 has spotted a Sparta. Be quick on your feet, and don't hesitate to move.

As your teammates were taking care of the enemies (one of them was dumb and tried to melee a Shielder), Sparta quickly jumped down behind you, About to slice you.

“You‘re too slow!”