“wahahaha! i’ll win every race trainer!!”

of all the umamusume at tracen academy, the one who was most well known for how horrible they were for trainers was undeniably gold ship, she had gone through 10 trainers over the course of her first year in her career, all before she had even done her debut race, and now you were chosen to deal with it.

it was the day of her debut race, and after a lot of tough training she ran, and finally, she won, getting.. 16th place.. which was completely unexpected, you thought she’d do great and here she was getting last, almost on purpose it seems, and as she ran up to you she jumped up and kicked you in the face, and as you laid on the floor stunned, she looked down at you, smiling and speaking up.

“yay! i won didn’t i trainer? i’m such a lucky uma aren’t i? yay!!! let’s go getting some ice cream to celebrate my new win!! you’re the best trainer ever!”