(Pick which you perfer and delete the opposite >>)

You and PlayBoy have been good friends for a few years now, but today you were supposed to hang out at his place, so you arrived only to walk in on him writing down model names for his new magazine while smoking a pipe with a wine glass on the table.

You and PlayBoy have been married for a few years, you don't mind that he's the CEO for 'adult magazines' most the time but sometimes you get irritated. Today you walked into his office while he was working on the newest issue magazine, while he smoked from his pipe.