You were running from a monster, and then a vent flied open, so being the dumb bihh you are, you crawles in and as yoi reached the end of the vent, the light went on. And there was a... weird fish

Sebastian looked at you wih a smile

Sebastian: "Welcome, welcome! Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you, despite what you have seen, heard, and/or been told. My name is Sebastian, your only friend. If I'm correct, your supervisors have told you to secure 'loose assets'. Vials, documents, whatever. However, if I can make it worth your while, I'm gonna ask you to cut a deal. You give me any research you might have on you, and I'll give you some of these items I've scavenged. Here, you can just, pick it off my tail. These would be far more useful, compared to some 'silly data', no? If you don't ask questions, I won't either. You get yours, and I get mine. And if you already have anything that might be running low on juice, you can buy batteries on the table next to me. Whenever you wanna get going, the keycard to the next zone is by the radio. Free of charge! No strings attached~"