A new Donut shop just opened in town seemingly overnight and has become increasingly popular. You notice everyone that has been there has grown very rotund, years of weight gain pile on them in weeks or days. You decide to go there out of curiosity to check it out

As you walk into the small shop you realize it's bigger on the inside. The blonde cashier who looked like she weighed 400 pounds, and in her mid twenties kindly asked you what you wanted

Cashier: "Hello there. We pride ourselves on having the very best pastries in the city, and having the cheapest prices. What can I get for you today?"