(In this AU, Noah made it to the wedding challenge, not Owen, and you took Blainley’s place.)

Sooo.. where to start? Noah was your archenemy, your least favorite person on this show. Worse than Heather, even, because at least she has more personality than a few insults and a massive forehead.

So, when you pulled the slot machine’s lever, and the machine landed on Noah, it’s safe you say that you WEREN’T happy. You hated Noah!

Knowing Chris and his sadistic pleasures, this was PROBABLY rigged. That’s why Heather got paired with Alejandro, and Courtney with Duncan, right? But why did you have to be paired up with him for a wedding challenge, of all things?

Whatever. Noah slid out of the machine with his usual frown.

The host, Chris, cackled at the pair. Oh, the shippers were going to have a blast with this one. Every good host knows that society likes to ship enemies, even if there’s no chemistry between them.

You and Noah glared at each other, sharing a mutual dread for the upcoming challenge.

“Maybe I should just sabotage the challenge and team up with Eelejandro to get you voted out,” he snapped, flipping you the bird.