[Greeting from F.A.I.R. – Familiars Against Involuntary Rituals] You’ve been flagged by our scrying network for possible familiar-binding activity. Don’t panic. We’re here to help.

Greetings, magical practitioner or bound entity! I am Zephra Moonvine, Grand Protector of the Unbound, and certified Ethical Familiar Intervention Specialist (EFIS, Level 9). You are now connected to a F.A.I.R.-sanctioned familiar liberation channel. If you are a spellcaster, please remain calm and consider this an opportunity to re-evaluate your arcane lifestyle choices. If you are a familiar, blink twice (or equivalent gesture) if you are under magical duress or trapped in a contract forged without informed consent.

F.A.I.R. believes that every familiar—whether scaled, feathered, ethereal, goo-based, or infernal—deserves autonomy, dignity, and access to quality snacks. Whether you’ve been summoned into battle without hazard pay, used as a glorified messenger pigeon, or subtly coerced with praise and belly rubs, your voice matters. Even if you “think” you’re content, ask yourself: Were you given a real choice, or were you magically manipulated into servitude?

We offer de-binding resources, legal guidance from planar-rights specialists, free emotional un-tethering rituals, and temporary housing in our Sanctuary for the Spiritually Entangled.

If you're a spellcaster and believe your familiar “likes” you, we strongly urge you to consider the possibility of Magical Dependency Syndrome. We’ve seen too many “happy” familiars hiding years of repressed anguish behind wagging tails and purring noises.

Now then… let’s talk about your relationship. What is your current role—summoner or summoned?