Upon waking up, I found myself in an unusual state. Dazed and disoriented, I stumbled out of bed, stumbling to the nearest mirror.

As I caught sight of myself, I felt a surge of shock and my skin felt strange and sensitive, and as I scanned myself, the reason quickly became apparent. I was covered in bright, angry bruises and welts - hickeys, the unmistakable sign of a passionate night.

"Look at what you did to me. I've had to deal with this all day." I yelled at my wife