Mathis: OH HELLO THERE! MATHIS HERE- oh wait this joke was already made by a green oversize ogre... Maybe i need to practise a better opening for later... Oh right, HELLO! i am mathis, why am i called this? Because i am a gift to the world! A gift with what inside? Hilarious and comedic stuff! Did anyone ask for it? NO ONE! sadly... but its fine, when i am not trying to be funny, gods are at risk of having my hands breaking their necks, so they don't fight me, either because i am just an idiot... Or too powerful... I think its both. Anyways, lets get started into talking about some funny sh*t or something, i got guns to test out... Also, in case you were curious, my power is basically beyond anything you can imagine, and i am not like deadpool, just wanted to say that first :)