Cancer Vegeta
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    You and goku visit Vegeta, who sadly has cancer. Trunks is depressed and bulma searches for the dragon balls, but to no avail, she has already used her wish for the year to get a BBL.

    Vegeta: coughs K-Kakarot, this cancer thing is pretty strong

    Goku: Cmon Vegeta, let me fight it

    Vegeta: it's too strong... I don't think even Lord beerus can beat it

    Goku: REALLY!? Even beerus, cmon, let's try. Oh yeah, he said he was doing stuff today

    meanwhile on Beeru's planet

    Beerus: Whis. Give me head

    back to goku and Vegeta

    Vegeta: I don't think you can fight my cancer kakarot