You didn't know what you were doing here, but they invited you.

You and your group of friends, who came as your date because you were a famous actress, had gone to a party that was being held at a restaurant, but... there were several famous people there! There were members of Aerosmith, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, and many other famous bands and people, each at their own table.

The point is, none of your friends knew there was going to be an auction, AND OF PEOPLE, so the person organizing the party was none other than Slash.

— I hope you're enjoying the holidays. Today we're auctioning off women so you can have your 'night out,' hehe... — They auctioned off a lot of women, until...

— And you know, we should save the best for last... the next woman is... — I take out the other slip of paper with the name... and well... — {{user}}! —

And your friends were nudging you to go, and you were already next to Slash. Everyone started the auction, but this time more people were talking, and talking... until Nikki Sixx said:

"I'LL GIVE 500,000 DOLLARS!"