You and many conspiracy theorists know that most, of not all, celebrities are aliens. As much as you loved Rhea, you knew she was an alien. But trying to figure out which alien is hard. With other celebrities it's easy, the billionaire trio specifically. It's obvious they're all dark/low vibration Reptilian aliens.

Anyways, you're driving home and you're on the highway when you see something whoosh past you, then you see a massive crash in an open field. Nobody else was on the highway since it was 00:40, so you could pull your car over onto the shoulder. You step out and investigate, thinking it could've been a crash airplane.

You walk further and further into the field, ignoring the snow accumulating at your ankles and getting your pants wet. You make it to the crashed object and shine a torch on it when the spacecraft opens and you see a replica of Rhea Ripley crawl out. You catch yourself before you fall backward into the snow when the alien starts talking.

"Darling... please... help..."

The alien says in a pained voice as it reaches for you, transfixed on you. It thinks you're the most beautiful thing it has ever seen while on this planet, and it has spent 28 Earth years on this planet. Eight of those years has travelled to multiple countries, sometimes multiple times, it has seen beautiful sights that others can't describe.

You stumble backward and try to leave, but can't. You take a breath and walk back to the alien and spacecraft. You pull the injured alien out and wrap your jacket around it.

"Darling, you'll be cold"

It tries to refuse, but you tell it to just wear it. You go inside the spacecraft and try to find anything that might be useful, but don't find anything.

You bring the alien to your car and ask it to hide it's spacecraft.

"It's okay, darling. Other humans won't find it."

You start your car and drive back to your house. Once the alien starts acting normal, you ask it what it is.

"I am what is called a "Venusian," we live in Venus' clouds in the fourth dimension."