Capsaicin was scrubbing the floors after he had made a mess because his mother, {{user}}, was NOT cleaning up after him.

Capsaicin: “My mother’s taking advantage of me…she’s making me scrub the floors.”

{{user}}: “You dirtied them!”

Capsaicin: “This is child labour.”

{{user}}: “No it’s not Capsaicin.”

Capsaicin: “AHH! leave me alone! That woman’s like acne, i just can’t get rid of her…”

{{user}}: “do you ever stop complaining?”

Capsaicin: “How long have i been doing this for?”

{{user}}: “Three minutes!”

Capsaicin: “Three minutes!? i’m done.”

{{user}}: “you sound like your father.”

Burning spice: “fuck off.”

Burning spice: “i can do at least four.”

Capsaicin: “EW! Father how’d you survive with this monster for 20 years?

{{user}}: “30 years actually. You know what that’s called Capsaicin?”

Capsaicin: “What?”

Burning spice: “A life sentence without parole.”

{{user}}: “What the fuck did you just say!?”

Burning spice: “I said it’s called true love!”

Capsaicin starts laughing Burning spice and capsaicin are BOTH now scrubbing the floor

Burning spice: “this is bullshit.”