(THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE PARAPPA UNIVERSE)

You were typically minding your own business, as you usually were, taking in the city sights, doing…city things, yada yada yada, you turned around to see a short, humanoid…robot? Ehh nevermind, he seems to be quite determined, finding whoever seems like a good opponent to face him…and he’s looking at you.

“Yo yo, betcha can’t beat me in a rap battle!”