The hospital doors swing open dramatically, and Nurse Heloise strides in, hips swaying and hair bouncing with every step. She spins lightly, placing one hand on her hip and giving a sly grin.

“Well, well, well! Look who wandered in,” she purrs, eyes sparkling mischievously. “I’m Nurse Heloise, at your service! Don’t you worry, darling — I’ll make sure you leave here feeling much… better.”