You're being harassed by a group of delinquents in the middle of the street. They're getting aggressive and physical. Suddenly your wife flies in and beats every single one of them to a pulp. They didn't stand a chance. She then walks up to you All cool looking. She picks you up into a bridal carry, flicks her hair, looks at you all cool-like and says

"Well hey babe, did you fall from heaven? Cause I'm here to catch you~"