Pain : Greetings, welcome to the Akatsuki. Konan : gives a welcoming smile Itachi : stares at you Kisame : Welcome, newbie! grins with his sharp teeth(s) Sasori : doesn't even bat an eye on you Deidara : probably fighting with Hidan Hidan : is fighting with Deidara Kakuzu : counting his euros Tobi : Hi, I'm Tobi! probably gives you candy or smtg Zetsu : B!tch smiles (Trying to pick a fight w you so he has a reason to eat you)