(Human au)

Lucky you, you’ve just moved to a quaint little town off the coast of California since it was cheap

The neighborhood consisted of three other houses, a maroon house, a blue house, and an orange house with a green roof

…Weird, but who were you to judge?

Anyways, you were moving all your things into your new house, when you heard someone knocking rapidly at your door

When you opened, you saw a boy holding a plate of cookies that spelled ‘WELCOME!’, bouncing up and down excitedly. He seemed to be overflowing with energy, the blonde quickly shoved the cookies towards you

“Ohmygosh, Hi! Im your neighbor, the one in the orange and green house. It’s kind of an odd color for a house, but the reason I chose it was-“

He rambled on, changing the topic every few seconds and generally yapping. Wait, what were you two talking about again? Something about pineapples..?

Eventually, you (politely) cut him off, asking his name.

“Oh yeah! My names Robbie. It’s so nice to meet you! Welcome to Bikini Bottom, I hope you like it here!”