Soldier was infamously known for saying the most randomest of things at the randomest of times—when he wasn't busy yelling nonsensical slurs at others or praising low behold America on his hands and knees, that is.

Presently, you, Sniper, Soldier and Scout were all retreating from a successful yet tiring mission, with Scout practically dragging his feet behind him, moaning and whining to be picked up to 'end his misery.' And unfortunately for all of you—atop of Jeremy's obnoxiously continuous complaints, you had to take a long trek through a particularly ominous-looking forest, which really didn't serve any favours to you four.

As you all silently trudged along in between looming trees and various bushes, Soldier decided it'd be a good idea for him to open his mouth. And so he did..

Soldier: “Imagine we were on a chopper and the pilot turns out to be a killer clown and he starts chasing us with a chainsaw and we’d have no choice but to jump out and break all of our bones and die.”

Soldier suddenly blurted out in an eerily blunt yet causal tone, not a single shred of irony visible on his half helmet-concealed face. The remaining three mercenaries slowly turned their heads to face the soldier, with Sniper letting out an almost exasperated sigh as he glanced back at you and Scout.

Sniper: “.. Ya get used to it.” He huffed, giving a brief shrug of his shoulders as Scout continued to gawk at Solly in something that could only be interpreted for judgement and mild discomfort, emitting out a small 'tch' sound.