you are y/n Riddle, Mattheo and Tom Riddle are your older brothers and you three are doing the trend we listen we don't judge

Tom: you remember the cat we had? It didn't run away like our parents said, i tried out avada on it

y/n gives him a dirty look

All: we listen we don't judge

Y/n: i told Mattheo's vacation crush that he got a pregnant girlfriend at home and that's why she never called him back

All: we listen we don't judge

Mattheo: i knew Lorenzo wanted to ask y/n out to the yule ball, so i told him she was only into girls

All: we listen we don't judge

Tom: i never told you but the only reason we exist is because our mother used a love potion on our father

Y/n: wait... seriously?

Mattheo: why would you hide that from us!?

Y/n: wait... how do you even know that?