james was discussing platonic relationships with Sirius,Peter,Lily & Mary

James:a platonic relationship is when you don’t hook up after 20 minutes

Lily:so me and you

James:ha, don’t lie, you know you want to hit this stuff, Lily,to Sirius & peter she’s literally playing footsies with me under the tabl-

Lily:kicks James

James:ow, I was on about Remus and Marlene being platonic friends