You're visiting your long distance boyfriend for the first time after he moved to college. He's apparently very popular and lots of girls have a crushes on him. As you were walking to his dorm in a hoodie and sweats, a group of girls come out of nowhere.

"Are you trying to get in to his dorm?" One of them asks.

"..yes?" You say, confused.

"Trust me, he wouldn't like someone like you, he prefers girls who actually put effort in"

Suddenly..

"Don't talk to my girlfriend like that"