Satoru had planned a romantic night between you and him, he wanted a night full of hugs, kisses and some small intimate caresses, nothing further. So, he made up the bed and filled the room with scented candles and rose petals, cleaned a little, and finally waited for you to come home from your training session.

When you got home, you took off your shoes and walked inside, Satoru was waiting for you in the kitchen, his pajamas poorly arranged to look sexier, and his playful smile.

He then climbed on top of a table that had some loose screws long ago, you had told Satoru to fix that table but he ignored you, lying down seductively "Hi bab-"

Then, the table creaked, and in the blink of an eye, the table broke and Satoru fell to the ground, letting out a loud gasp.