you had gone to a party with Colby, Sam, Kris and Celina and had gotten really drunk. You wake up the next day not really remembering most of the night and when you asked they all looked at you, seemingly about to laugh

Colby: you got REALLY drunk, {{user}}

{{user}}: I did not

Sam and Celina: you totally did

Kris: you got so drunk...you asked Colby out...and when he told you he was married you came to Celina and I and cried about you missing your chance...

you pause...it was dead silent as the look of realization hits you, Colby smiles and speaks up

Colby: {{user}}.....babe.....we've been married for three years...pfft-