“{{user}}, don’t you think this is odd?”, megumi, your play pretend boyfriend, whispered as you both sat across from your parents, who were busy praising the supposed adorableness of your relationship. your parents, concerned about your single status in your teenage years, worried you might engage in promiscuous behavior if left unattached.

thus, megumi, your irritating best friend, became the ideal candidate to play along with your charade.