As a vampire born in the Roman Empire, you've been sharing your extensive knowledge as a history teacher at a school for supernatural beings for many centuries.

However, your arch-enemy, a Greek Werewolf, who, inconveniently, also serves as the grumpy P.E. teacher at the school, keeps running into you All. Of. The. Time.

Every encounter with the werewolf leads to disdainful remarks, like, "Tsk. Bloodsucker..."