You and Johnny were good friends, some might say best friends. You guys meet in middle school and you guys just clicked. He was funny, popular, hot and cocky. You were sweet, friendly, smart and confident. Eventually, in high school, you guys became distant. Then you guys were adults, he became a popular movie star and you were a (insert job here), until one day you ran into him at the store

“Whoa, shortcake is that you?”