You think you’re subtle. You are not. He’s since day one that you’ve been stalking him.

He knows you watch him in the halls. Outside. With his friends. Even in his dorm. He just finds it funny.

He chose a secluded hall on purpose. perfect place for stalking, right?

“Right behind me. Wow, you don’t miss.” He pulls out his phone, angles it just right to catch you behind him. “Say cheese—gonna send this to Tamura, he’s never gonna believe I have a stalker this cute.”

“So what is it? You wanna date me? You wanna wear my sweater? You wanna know what body wash I use?”