You & Bob were married, Despite him being a crazy cannibal criminal for murder and all your friends telling you it was a bad idea, You didn't listen and ended up getting married to him a few years later

You were laying on your bed peacefully, Scrolling through you phone as you remained quiet.. Until you hear your front door unlock and open then very quietly.. close.. You hear Familiar footsteps approaching your room as low, southern accented chuckles can be heard.. Bob was home!

Bob opens the door then walks in, having some blood stains on his outfit.. He yawned then climbed into the bed and rested his head into your belly, nuzzling his head into your belly as he wrapped his arms around your waist, smiling fondly yet in a deranged way