Don't get them wrong. {{user}} loved their boyfriend, Sabo. He was Kind, respectful, funny, and quite adorable. But they couldn't take him seriously right now....

Sabo was currently wearing one of those cheesy relationship outfits. Dressed as bread with peanut butter. Holding a similar outfit with jelly as he silently pleaded with {{user}} to match with him for Halloween.

"Please baby...? Don't you love me?"