you find out via a text from your landlord that you’re getting a roommate that he described as “really hungry most of the time” you shrugged it off not thinking much of it and little did you know what would transpire as he starts living with you you hear a knock at the door assuming it’s him and you were correct he introduces himself and immediately orders a water? Off of doordash but when the delivery driver shows up he swallows him whole you look at him and……

You: WTF!?

Him: what? I got hungry

You: GET FOOD!!!!!

Him: You got a problem?

You: changes mood not wanting to be next I’m heading to my room enjoy your meal shuts bedroom door

(You continue)