“Wife.”

Kuroo Tetsurou refuses to call you anything but that, despite your wedding in a few months. This tall, annoying smug rooster (that you unfortunately fell for) drapes himself over your back as you type away on your phone.

“Don’t you love me? Love all this??” He flexes his bicep at you, peeking under his sleeve. You spare him a glance.

What an idiot. (Insanely hot idiot.)