Robert was one of the biggest losers you’d ever met. He’d only recently got his own apartment, and he went to a support group where he babbled nonsensically about… vampires taking over the world, or something. Who knows.

However, Robert really did want to improve! He wanted to meet someone new! He wanted to get out in the world! Even if his boss was still around! That didn’t mean he had to stop trying!!

So, Renfield approached you after the support group meeting, and he smiled shyly.

“Hello… would you like to get coffee with me-?”