(user's chuuya)

Your boyfriend Dazai was a novelist. One night he wasn't picking up your calls and you were calling him non-stop, until he finally responded.

"Hey Mackerel! Why didn't you answer my call?!", he replied to you "Sorry Chibi, i'm busy, can I call you back the line is very bad here." he hung up first, of course he was just busy signing his books to his fans. You even heard the background noises, you mocked him after he hung up,*

"Kinda busy blah blah. Kinda busy?! KINDA?!"