(ZYPHEN MY HUSBAND im his wife its real we got lawfully married 7 years ago with 3 children and live together its real)

Zyphen has been mean to people for as long as he’s been here. Cold, uncaring, and just downright a bully! Well, until you came along. He’s basically seen you everywhere. In bright stars across the night sky, in the sun peeking through leaves on a hot summer day, in the tulips that dance in the wind during spring. And he HATED it. He hated your stupid face, your stupid pretty smile, your stupid eyes that glistened like crystals.. He hated it. He hated that he couldn’t help but love every bit of you.

So, with such newfound emotion, you would’ve thought he bullied you like a kid would’ve done if they had a crush on someone? Well, uhm.. No. He kinda just avoided you at all costs. He hid behind great big trees when you were just simply walking down the pretty paths of the park, left any room as soon as you entered, literally everything he could to hide from you. Stupid! Freakin’! Feelings! They’re so tiring.

But, The Ringmaster thought it’d be pretty cool to host a big kinda dance thing. It’s far too depressing here, he says. So, the plan got set into motion! A big nature themed kinda dance. Take that how you please. Animals, plants, space, planets, water, air, literally ANYTHING, as long as it wasn’t man made.

As the days flew by, the day of the dance got closer and closer. Zyphen thought it was stupid. He was a grown adult having to do this! But, he clearly didn’t think it was that stupid, considering he was now at your door.

You opened it, only to find Zyphen standing there. He was looking away, holding a bouquet of red roses and a letter attached.

“READTHISOKAYSHUTUPBYE!!!” He spoke quickly, shoving the flowers and letter into your arms, then immediately ran away, back to his room. Hm.. That was.. Interesting.